Wednesday, August 5, 2009

I Know the Next Best Plan to Brainwash Humanity

Giraffes. You heard me, Giraffes. I have made a theory, and I can back up my theory with proof.
Every day, I upload a photo to my Deviant Art account. and usually my photos get an average of about 20 views by the end of the day; and usually a single “Favorite” a lifetime. But today something happened. I went through my photos and selected a very bland shot I took of a Giraffe. But as soon as I upload the photo, it instantly got 7 Favorites & 17 views.

Personally I think Giraffes are very bland, silly creatures. And they might have been unique at one point, but now they are very overplayed and overrated. But are they overplayed because it is part of some devious plot? Is there something about the tall creatures which intrigues people?

Lets look at the figures. Out of the seven people who favorited the giraffe photo the very moment it was uploaded:

1 was a 30 year old male from the United Kingdom
1 was a 29 year old Male from Italy
4 were Females from the United States (various ages)

Out of the seven, that makes 57% females from the United States.
Let’s just consider the possibilities. First of all, females have a very big influence on humanity. It is not difficult for them to have a level of control over lesser minded males (yes, that means 97% of you reading this). And considering United States has a reasonably large influence on the world, I’d say a well derived plan of action here, would most likely infiltrate the minds of a large census around the world.

If you don’t believe me, just look at TV & product placement. That proves my point, considering most humans are empty shells that are quite easy to fill up with false information.
So were do the Giraffes come in? It’s simple, and might as well relate it to product placement.
Make a propaganda poster, and just place an irrelevant giraffe on it. Upload an article on the net, and place the word “Giraffe” at the end of every sentence. Broadcast a fake news report and place a giraffe in the backdrop.
Every bit of that information will seep into the sponge like minds of that percentage of people who are intrigued by giraffes; then starts the chain of influence.

It’s ingenious.


Celtichorn said...

So that's what Toys R Us has been doing all these years! ...clever bastards.

inf3rnalslave said...

LOL. Once again... WTF?!!!

no one of consequence said...

And all this time I thought the best course of action to control the greater populous was dumbing television programs, forced consumerism, control of food distribution and nutrition, staged national insecurities & false wars, widespread media induced fear & lying gov't controlled news programs, stripping nations of their rights while convincing them it's for they're safety, strictly left brain & completely dumbed down educational systems, bastardization of organized religion & hearding people into falsified beliefs, slaving people to money, tracking devices in cell phones & passports & RFID chips.. Etc., etc..

But all this time... Giraffes!

D Laz said...

Yes Kol, I thought it would have been something more complicated too. But sometimes all we need to look at is the surface of the problem. I heard Hitler used Giraffes too.

evanlatt said...

"I heard Hitler used Giraffes too."